*  IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU?

Of course.  Sarcasm, attitude, spunk.  Definitely.  Except when a bad mood rolls around.

*  WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP / SKY DIVE?

Not a chance.  I’m a fraidy cat.  Though I did zipline crazy high in Panama.

*  FAVORITE SMELL:

Hyacinth or gardenia.

*  FAVORITE SEASON:

Summer.  Big fan of shorts and tans and heat.

*  COOL PLACES I’VE BEEN:

El Salvador, Ecuador, Mexico, Panama, Hawaii.

*  USELESS TALENT:

My elbows hyperextend which looks creepy.

*  HOW I’D SPEND A MILLION DOLLARS:

I’d tithe 10% to church, buy a Ferrari, take an extravagant trip, new wardrobe, and buy a modern home with few walls, tall ceilings and many windows.

*  HARDEST THING I’VE EVER DONE:

Walk my sons to their father’s casket.

*  COOL GIFTS I’VE RECEIVED:

My sister Kathy bought us a mini-van.  I call her Oprah.

My family planned a fun getaway for my late husband and me to Vegas to see my favorite DJ.

*  EMBARRASSING CHILDHOOD MOMENT:

I puked on the school bus.  Kids said it smelled like Doritos.

*  ONE OF THE FIRST THINGS I NOTICE ABOUT MALES:

Shoes.  Then eyes and legs.

*  STRANGEST FOOD I’VE EATEN:

Guinea Pig.

*  BEER, WINE OR LIQUOR?

Moscato wine or vodka.

*  IF I KNEW I HAD 24 HOURS TO LIVE, WHAT WOULD I DO?

Have sex, play with my kids, write letters to my kids, have a get-together with my closest loved ones.

*  EVER BEEN ARRESTED?

I dodged that bullet by hiding liquor from the cops as a teenager.

Oh, and I only had community service for my fake ID in college.

*  IF JUNK FOOD WAS ACTUALLY GOOD FOR YOU AND DIDN’T MAKE YOU UNHEALTHY, WOULD YOU EAT IT?

Non-freaking-stop.

*  THESE ARE A FEW OF MY FAVORITE THINGS:

Naps, offspring playing together nicely, love, beach / sunbathing, loved ones, traveling, techno music, laughter.

*  PIERCINGS OR TATTOOS:

I had my belly button pierced until 7 months prego with my firstborn.

*  HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT JESUS?

I’m in awe that He calls me friend, rejoices over me with singing and intercedes for me.  I love Him and am grateful for His sacrifice on the cross.  Getting to spend forever with Him is more than I can grasp.

*  SHAMELESS PLUG:

Join the Momsanity Sisterhood.  Of the GAZILLIONS of awesome things about it, you get to work out with me via video.  And be in shock about my overly Southern accent that I never realized I have.

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